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Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Thanks to Davezilla, I saw this flash and Immediately thought of Acidman.

posted by Dax Montana 4:33:55 AM

I saw this video on Fox News tonight. I really have mixed feelings about police dogs. On one hand, the dogs catch criminals. On the other hand, the dogs maul people. Sure it’s dangerous to cross a busy highway. So let’s send the dog. Dog catches the criminal and starts mauling him. Cool, he was a piece of shit carjacker. Then my anti-government, fascist police state, mentality kicks in. How can those jack-booted thugs unleash a trained attack animal on another person? What if that was me? I’ve read enough dog attacks kid or person stories to have an idea about what I would do. I’ve decided that the best course of action is to hold up an arm and let the dog chew it. While I’m in excruciating pain, I would put the thumb of my other hand into the dog’s eye in an attempt to scramble the dog’s tiny brain. I’m not sure if this method would work, but it certainly sounds effective. So anyway, after I dispatch the dog and get arrested, I figure I would then be charged with the murder of a police officer. That idea pisses me off!!! Shit man, I was trying to protect myself from being eaten by an animal. I saw an episode of “COPS” when a guy was taken down by a Canine police officer. Each time the dog would clamp down on the guy’s arm he would scream and try to jerk away. The human police officers would tell the guy to be still. The dog chomps, the guy jerks, the cops say be still, round and round it goes. The cops seem to enjoy all this action. It just made me more pissed off at the police. But then again,….I enjoyed watching the guy get mauled…Oh well!

posted by Dax Montana 2:57:25 AM