Da boyz, a small clique at work, have discovered this interesting site. Now all I hear is the little catch phrases all night. Yea, it used to be funny. What boggles my mind is how that site can really take on cult like status. How any site takes on cult status is a mystery. We all know about Instapundit and Drudge Report. Joe’s Cartoons and Fark come to mind. It’s not like Dax Montana is searching for cult status. I think the pressure to create would take all the fun out of the process. Of course, if I were a hit whore like the Acidman, then cult status would be welcome.
I just read that my favorite Radio talk show host is retiring…again.Art Bell is the king of late night talk radio. I have spent countless hours listening to his programs on the “other side” of things. It’s not all crop circles, UFOs, conspiracy theories, but truly an exercise in mental alertness late at night.
Had that second interview today. You know the one I missed while sippin’ an chattin’ with the Acidman. I think it went ok. After all, I interviewed for about two hours. I’m glad I hung out at Blood Mountain with the Gutdude and Recondo 32. It was preparation for the two hours of bullshit I was serving at that interview. I should expect to have an offer by tomorrow. I think the money will be close to what I’m worth. I spent the rest of the day playing with the kids and surfing the net. I found a lot of weird sites today. I guess it’s true…the Internet has something about everything.
As a white male in today’s society, I got suckered in to this weird drunken bar conversation last night. Mind you, I was just minding my own business when out of the blue, I was asked, “If you could be any black man, who would you be?” Of course my initial response was, “living or dead?” “Living” was the reply. My first instinct was to blurt out Jesse Jackson, but even I can’t be that scummy. I don’t know why my list started off with the nefarious characters first, Jesse Jackson, O.J., Al Sharpton. Then came the to mind the list of dead black heroes, which don’t count Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Booker T. Washington. I don’t know why this question caught me so off guard. Working in a bar, I’ve come to expect almost any weird question uttered from the mouth of some drunken lout. I still don’t have a true answer to this perplexing question. I did however think of Colin Powell and Clarence Thomas as likely candidates. Do I naturally think of them because they are more “white?” In any case, I finally answered the question. If I could be any living black man, I’d be Samuel L. Jackson because he’s one bad mother f**ker!