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Saturday, September 07, 2002

Oh yea, Here is the theory of EVERYTHING!

posted by Dax Montana 4:39:38 AM

Art Bell is back…
Gee I really missed the true king of late night Talk radio. However, his fill-in, George Nory did a fantastic job and I can appreciate his talent as well.
The Paranormal never sounded real….


posted by Dax Montana 4:23:29 AM

Thanks for all your prayers. My Father in Law is home with a new pace maker. He’ll be back to his kind hearted self in about a week.

posted by Dax Montana 2:03:34 AM

I got rather fired up on the Hooked on Blogging site tonight...Some good points were made. Now for your History lesson...

We now live in a neo-feudal era. Remember your history? 1066. The battle of Hastings. William the Conqueror crossed the Channel and defeated the Saxons. See, what happened then was the seizure of all property. Property rights ceased to exist. The king owned all the land. He then passed out grants to Barons, Dukes; Lords etc…the first rule of government is protection in exchange for allegiance. We pledge allegiance for protection. (In the movies and books remember…my ‘liege?). Well these “nobles” pledged x amount of crops and x amount of men to the noble of the manor…and on up to the king. It was a tax. At that time, people were tied to either the land or the noble. It was their lot in life. That is the feudal system…jumping a head a little bit. Have you ever heard the term “turncoat”? A turncoat was a British soldier who changed sides in the Revolutionary War. (They actually turned their coats inside out) What would make a royal “Subject” change sides? (Subject to the penalties of perjury…yea subjugate yourself to the government). They were lured to the American side for a promise of “Allodial title to land” That is to say land free from a feudal tax. I don’t know when things changed in our country but it did. We now sell “real estate” not property. What happens if you don’t pay property tax? Seizure…Let me pay homage to the king…government!

posted by Dax Montana 4:47:46 AM

Ha, Ha, Ha…Screw you Bellsouth…No more Toolbar…

A quick update on my Father in Law…He needs a Pacemaker. I’m glad it’s only that. However, I may need to find a Hunting buddy for opening day. The lovely and talented Priscilla is still worried about her father. Thank you for all your prayers


posted by Dax Montana 3:28:53 AM

This is way cool!

posted by Dax Montana 3:15:39 AM

The List…
I kept thinking about my list today. I remembered about 20 things I meant to include but forgot about later. I usually don’t do lists or stumpers or such things. I knew I was pushing the deadline a bit. At first I was just trying to fill up item numbers. Oh well, the list is only 100 things…

I’m really worried about my Father in law. He was admitted to the hospital today for “chest pains.” He is a kind hardworking man. He is also my hunting buddy. Although his son is a minister, he can out scripture that boy any day of the week. It’s very interesting to listen to the theological southern Baptist banter. Of course I always throw in my 3:16 cents into the mix just to stir things up. I may ruffle the son’s feathers, however, my father in law just dismisses the remarks and continues the education. A hospital is no place to get well. My prayers are with him.


posted by Dax Montana 2:25:29 AM

I usually don't participate in these things. However here's my 100 items: (The Yankee Blogger)

100 things about Dax for 100 Bloggers to read.

1. I love my wife.
2. Being from the South I’m half Redneck half asshole.
3. I like to hunt and kill wild animals.
4. The thrill is in the chase.
5. I hunt for food not trophies.
6. Sometimes I daydream of killing people.
7. I wouldn’t act on that thought.
8. Family is more important than money.
9. I don’t always put family first.
10. I owe more than I earn.
11. I hate Government intrusions.
12. I smoke too much.
13. I drink too much.
14. I bite my fingernails.
15. I wouldn’t give up those habits.
16. I drink 2 pots of coffee a day.
17. I used to smoke dope.
18. There’s a reason it’s called “dope”.
19. I try to learn from my mistakes.
20. I don’t live each day to the fullest.
21. I’m lazy.
22. My first car was a Datsun 510.
23. I drive a truck now.
24. I like pimento cheese and anchovy sandwiches.
25. I hate brussel sprouts.
26. I like to watch T.V.
27. I hate video games.
28. I once had a 3-legged dog.
29. I cried when he died.
30. I think Democrat, but vote Republican.
31. Division by zero is the bane of my existence.
32. Speaking of existence, I used to study Zen Buddhism.
33. Thinking of Zen…Ahh!
34. I believe in Conspiracy Theories.
35. Am I paranoid if someone is really after me?
36. I once started a forest fire.
37. I wanted to be a pirate when I grew up.
38. Things are neither good or bad…they just are.
39. I have 4 children.
40. They are all smarter than I am.
41. I haven’t read a book in a long time.
42. I have a guilty conscience.
43. I like the mountains.
44. I hate the beach.
45. I love the sea.
46. I don’t eat seafood.
47. I’ve never been further west than St. Louis.
48. I like to visit New York.
49. I wouldn’t want to live there.
50. I was adopted.
51. I don’t wonder who my parents were.
52. I always wear a seatbelt.
53. I drive the speed limit.
54. I’ve been to jail 6 times.
55. I hate cops.
56. I own several guns.
57. I hate city life.
58. I want to be a schoolteacher.
59. I want summers off.
60. I’m working on my second million.
61. I gave up on the first.
62. I don’t see the glass as half full.
63. I don’t see the glass as half empty.
64. I drink it.
65. I think I’m a good person.
66. Charles Manson thinks he’s a good person too.
67. I cut my thumb tip off.
68. It grew back.
69. I believe in ghosts.
70. I was a ghost in a former death.
71. I like chocolate.
72. I hate stupidity.
73. I watch Leave it to Beaver reruns.
74. I hate rap music.
75. I’m a condescending transcendentalist.
76. I like thunderstorms.
77. I can’t sing.
78. I’ve broken 9 of the 10 commandments.
79. I’ve never cheated on my wife.
80. My shit don’t stink.
81. I wanted to be a Stock Broker.
82. I hate cube farms.
83. I am a people person.
84. I hate people.
85. It’s Socialism Stupid!
86. It’s the love of money that’s the root of all evil.
87. Sometimes I think you don’t.
88. Exactly.
89. Many a truth is said in jest.
90. Perception is reality.
91. I hate Soccer.
92. I’ve acquired a taste for humble pie.
93. Decaffeinated coffee and non-alcoholic beer makes absolutely no sense.
94. I listen to talk radio.
95. I like jazz music too.
96. I believe in a strict interpretation of the Constitution.
97. I drove over myself once…don’t ask.
98. I laugh when people fall down.
99. I wish things could be different.
100. Did I mention that I love my wife?


posted by Dax Montana 7:26:07 AM

I’d like to thank the team over at Hooked On Blogging for the invite…I knew they’d come around soon enough. However, Acidman is right…I need to post more on this site before I jump over. Here’s my plan…
1. Post more here.
2. Post over there.
3. Drink lots of Wild Turkey
4. Skip 1 & 2 …move on to 3!…Repeat!


I knew the new Pic would attract the ladies.



posted by Dax Montana 5:40:46 AM

What revolution are You?
Made by altern_active

posted by Dax Montana 5:38:55 AM

I’m really pissed at Bellsouth right now. I can’t get rid of that Fucking toolbar at the top of my page. First those bastards made me change servers. Cool I can live with that. But now I can’t change information in the damned tool bar. I’m really hating those “Fucktards!”

posted by Dax Montana 5:25:43 AM

OK!...OK!...I surrender! This guy is the king of Geekdom! And we thought that we were boring !!!

posted by Dax Montana 5:04:56 AM

‘tween the Hedges and the Bulldogs did Growls! 31-28 ! Dawgs Kicked Tiger tale!!

posted by Dax Montana 4:34:55 AM