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Saturday, June 29, 2002

Well, people try to put us down
Talkin' bout my generation
Just because we get around
Talkin' bout my generation
The things they do look awful cold
Talkin' bout my generation
I hope I die before I get old
Talkin' bout my generation

My generation

Why don't you all just fade away?
Talkin' bout my generation
And don't try to dig what we all say
Talkin' bout my generation
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
Talkin' bout my generation
I'm just talkin' bout my generation
Talkin' bout my generation

My generation.



Why don't you all just fade away?
Talkin' bout my generation
And don't try to dig what we all say
Talkin' bout my generation
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
Talkin' bout my generation
I'm just talkin' bout my generation
Talkin' bout my generation

My generation
Talkin' bout my generation

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby


And another Rock Legend has Passed on. The Who plan to continue their tour. Anything to recapture the expression of youth.


posted by Dax Montana 2:51:34 AM

I am saddened by this. But somehow this makes me laugh.

posted by Dax Montana 5:55:19 AM

Take the "Which Mike Myers Are You Quiz" By Horsekateer


posted by Dax Montana 4:05:47 AM

Well the party finally ended. Yes the Jager Girls not only met but exceeded expectations. I usually don’t get quite so explicit but I know that the Acidman is living vicariously through my Blog. At 8:00 everything was ready. The test tubes were filled with Jagermeister and iced to perfection. Not 1, not 2, but 3 scantily clad Jager Girls pranced into the bar. They were wearing tight Jagermeister T-shirts tied under their bulging bosoms. Pierced navels accented firm flat stomachs. Oh the shorts! Speechless. My tongue is still hanging out. Have you ever seen frosty glass shot tubes rubbed against a tight T-shirt? The Tube shots were then placed between heaving breasts to be consumed by eager men. Over and Over and Over again. Sorry Acidman, after last night’s debauchery, the batteries were dead in the ole digital camera. No one is as disappointed as I am. I guess I keep the memories.

posted by Dax Montana 3:23:35 AM

Tonight's the night! Jager girls! Eat you heart out Acidman. Last night was the Mickey's Free party. I documented the occasion with a few photos. He started drinking at 9:30 in the AM and by the time I caught up with him it was about 6:00. After reading the few comments about Mickey's not paying child support, All I can say is, "pfft." Not to excuse not paying child support, each situation is different. See, while Mickey was laid off from the cable industry, his payments never decreased. While his wife was sleeping with her boss, Mickey was struggling to make ends meet. As some of you know, Child support payments are based on number of children and gross earnings. If you get fired your payments don't change. Nevermind the fact that Mickey went from a $50,000 a year job to unemployment to Bartending. I just don't have the stomach to get into all the legal implications. I will only add that the laws in Georgia are grossly unfair to fathers.

posted by Dax Montana 12:33:29 PM

And this is crap.

posted by Dax Montana 6:34:53 AM

So is this.

posted by Dax Montana 6:30:40 AM

It's been several hours since my last post and I'm still pissed. Oh well, this is weird.

posted by Dax Montana 6:29:51 AM

Speaking of work, it’s really sucked the last few days. I keep getting called on the carpet for little picky things. It’s like I’m not doing my job or something. I was told today that I screwed the other new manager yesterday. I don’t know how. She got to the shop at 2:00, I didn’t leave until 7:30. I kept asking her if she needed anything. As a matter of fact, I always ask everyone if they need my help. If they say no…ok I go help someone else. I believe the staff respects me and like to work with me. I assign them tasks, help them complete them, and am not a tyrant about it. I complete all assignments given to me by upper management as well. Being new is one thing but being a slacker is one thing I am not. Somehow, certain management personnel seem to have this perception of me. I don’t want to seem paranoid but I think someone is out to get me. The thing is that I am very good at office politics. I just didn’t think I’d have to play them so soon. I am also very vindictive. I guess I won’t cover for others to start. I guess I’ll have look over my shoulder from now on. The whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

posted by Dax Montana 2:57:46 AM

I really screwed stuff up on the old PC. I’m about to kill the hard drive and start fresh. It’s not that big a deal since I just did it on 4/02/02. I still haven’t loaded the machine down with the old crap. I’ll NEVER play in the registry again. It’s problems like these that keep me from posting to the Dax Files.
I took Mickey to jail tonight. The judge released him from “work release.” Mickey was the guy in jail for not paying child support. The guy who lets folks out of jail leaves for the day at 3:00. Mickey’s court time was 3:00 so he had to spend 1 more night in the pokey. That’s screwed up! Any way, He’ll be free in the morning and has 2 days off to celebrate. He has a list of about 50 people who are buying him drinks. The party’s not gonna stop. He’ll probably end up back in jail. Oh well, I’ll be known as the guy to take him in for the last time.


posted by Dax Montana 2:56:57 AM

Remember, if you say you’ll never do something, your destined to do it.
“ I’ll never say that to my kids.” I do this all the time. It’s actually one of the small pleasures in life. “I’ll never get a cell phone.” I’ve had one for more than 2 years now. It’s actually cheaper than the landline. The point to all this is…. I just broke down and bought a FAX machine. It was cheap and since I started this new job, I’ve had to fax several documents from home to work. Mostly I have sent schedules, but other things too. Now that I have a DSL line to the Internet, the fax modem doesn’t work. I actually took it out of the PC. I now have a complete home office, which I can’t deduct. I don’t think that I’ll need a second phone line but I won’t say “never.” A few things to which I am expecting to purchase in the next few months, years: A laptop, a PDA, and a Minivan, all because I said, “never.” Here’s a list of other crap from the “never” statement: A CD player, a DVD player, a CD, DVD player for the PC. Ok so I was short sighted on those. Barbie dolls (had a daughter), Power Rangers, Barney crap, and playground equipment. So I didn’t think I’d have kids…. EVER!
Kids…I said never…. Handguns (I moved to the Atlanta Area). The big item in which I firmly stated, “NEVER, EVER would I buy those…” Tampons. Well, I got married and being the dutiful husband…
Speaking of purchasing feminine hygiene products, sure I was uncomfortable the first few times in the checkout line. However, the night I was feeling like a big dumb jerk with a box of Tampax in the checkout line of Winn-Dixie, I saw the guy next to me with a six-pack in one hand and a frozen pizza and a Playboy magazine in the other, put things in a whole different light. At least I have someone to go home to; although neither of us was gonna “get any.” (How’s that for a run-on sentence?) Although I prefer not to buy such items, it’s not an issue at all. I’m sure there will be thousands of things I’ll never do or buy in the future. I will now look forward to enjoying them.


posted by Dax Montana 1:41:38 AM