Oh, brother, where art thou?
You're in dev/null land, bit bucket, storage space
and display case of my various pith and pelf.
This page is actually the
third to last page on the internet
! This is due to my idea that "I'm gonna be the last wanker on earth
to project my ego onto the internet", which is due in part to my being
born without an ego. However, enough people begged, pleaded and bribed,
until I was forced to build this site to appease my countless groupies. I
am still, however, the proud owner of the "Last Person On Earth Who Doesn't
Have A Cellular Phone" and "Last Person On Earth Who Doesn't Have 900 Channels
Of Cable TV" titles and plan on exerting my best effort to defend them both
for many years to come.
(Sadly, due to recent changes at work, i. e., my boss threatening to
buy a cell phone and force me to carry it, this title may be in danger)
Hmmm.. I'm not very good at entertaining guests and I
do hate to talk about myself, so just make yourself at home and look
around yourself. This home is constantly under construction, remodeling,
and the occasional atomic detonation, so watch your step, please. Now go
forth my minions, and breathe in everything that is my lame site. And remember,
"Watch out for snakes ."
Linux - Various things for users of
the Linux operating system or other 'nixish systems. Stuff I've written,
the art of the 400 load average, etc
Circumventing Bellsouth's advertisements on
home pages
OTP - The One Time Pad encryption system, the only unbreakable
crypto scheme ever designed.
How to break a twice used One Time Pad - How to crack an improperly used
One Time Pad, with examples.
Cryptanalysis 101 - How to break dozens of other encryption schemes
Break this! - Various cyphers, from pen and pencil to ... well, if you're
good, you'll see
Enigma - How it was broken and my project to recreate Rejewski's key
search catalog in Perl
Illegal page
- If you are outside of the United States, by reading this page,
you are in violation of Office of Defense Trade Controls ITAR regulations
and you may be fined up to $1,000,000 and imprisoned for several years
(or more accurately I could be!! Please, don't click this link!!!!).
Other encryption, forensics and security stuff
Pseudo Randomness and entropy
Secure Computing - The only way to be 99% secure while using a networked
computer. A rather paranoidal-Draconian way to compute, meant as an example
to show what can be gotten from your computer after you use it
Zen - Poetry, Zen, quotes and other collected writings
Musings - Weblogs, or blogs, seem to be popular these days, but
I find them to be annoying and stupid. However, I do, at times, suddenly
produce poetry or have brief flashes of genius and it's all saved here
for the good (or detriment) of humanity.
My photos
- photos I have taken of various things, everything from antique Chris
Craft and Glock barrels to mountains and butterflies and for some damn reason,
lots of ducks.
Other photos - Funny images collected from around the internet
MST3K collection
- List of all the MST3K episodes I have. Let's trade.
Links
My GnuPG/PGP keys
Just say no to javascript, frames, ads, cookies
and Microsoft.
All webpages are copyright of devlnull and may not
be altered in any way by the addition of advertisements, frames, pop-ups,
scripting, or any other alteration of the HTML source code, especially by
Bellsouth.
devlnull