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Deschner's
Monza is the
world's oldest active AA/Funny Car
...it's also the fastest cast iron Chevy flopper ever, and the third quickest.



The 1986 season is the car's fabled "10th Anniversary Tour," and ironically
it isn't even paid off yet--the original mortgage on the shop was a fifteen-year
proposition, giving Ric five more years to complete the purchase. Despite it
all, Deschner still campaigns the car relatively often. Running low percentages
of nitro because of the fuel's obvious propensity for incinerating parts and
paychecks, the car normally runs a 50-58% mixture of "yellow Stuff".
Likewise, the car's 6-71 supercharger produces substantially less boost than
an ultra-expensive 14-71 unit, but Ric makes up for the lack of horsepower with
stout rearend gearing (up to a 4.30:1 ratio), and the use of a three-speed nitro
car, the low gear allows the car to launch well despite its lack of power.
The engine is a bone-stock displacement Chevy, and although the car is close
to its 500th pass down the track, Deschner has only used up five blocks in a
decade of racing. In fact, the car is indeed prettier than many cars in
their first season. The original paint makes the car one of the most colorful
in the sport. The only flaws came from Ric's two fires, both of which
occurred within three weeks of each other in 1978. The largest blaze came when
a cylinder head split while racing against Dale Pulde's "War Eagle"
Trans Am at the IHRA Dixie Nationals in Commerce, GA. That same run is still
the best ever for the car and fastest ever recorded for a cast iron Chevy-powered
fuel flopper, a 6.55 at 218.44mph. Even the elapsed time is the third
best ever for the breed.
Deschner's racing philosophy is simple. He can't afford to lean on the car at
an event and hopes his consistent high-six second pace will get him in the show.
His IHRA tour appearances have found him in the field on several occasions,
and his elimination procedure is equally conservative; his consistency can "drill"
any of the hitters if they fail to maintain their own balance, and Deschner
has indeed knocked off several of the sports best when they failed to take him
seriously. Regardless, Ric Deschner and the "Underdog" Monza are without
a doubt the most popular independent team in IHRA Funny Car racing. The crowds
simply love to root for the world's last cast-iron Monza fuel flopper and rightfully
so - when it comes to showmanship and in particular, burnouts, Ric can blaze
em with the best of em. New safety requirements such as blower restraints,
dual parachutes, front wheel brakes and other additions have forced Ric to put
aside his plans for a new body in 1987, but Ric has vowed to his fans (which
are many more than even Ric himself might believe) that he will not fade away.
In the world of high dollar nitro funny cars, Ric Deschner will always be there
to uphold the honor of the "common man", and you can bet that the
fans will be there to cheer him on!

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This
article originaly appeared in "Super Stock and Drag
Illustrated" ...October 1986
A
real crowd pleaser thanks to super-smokey burnouts like this, "The Underdog"
is powered by an all-steel 427 Chevrolet loaded with a nitro/alcohol mix of
50%.
It may be low budget, but it's owner's pride is reflected throughout.